What the … isn’t that an American playing the beloved holmes? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1iGEpbDsas&feature=rec-HM-r2 the old man Conan would be absobloodylootely pissed with this one!

Anyway Sherlock Holmes would have been stumped with what I’m gonna tell you and mind you he was no cabbage at all, in fact the bloke could sort some real twisted puzzles, what with the hound of Baskerville and all! So this is the real dosh, the big cahuna, the .. well you get it..

As the geezer informed me, about the legend (real hairy that story) and everything, I figured I might as well get my hands on some of this stuff. Turned out that the counters in Ghana were all sold out on the stuff.

So back on my way (on something called Airninja! Life is stranger than fiction) I checked out my favourite chocolatier. The bloke nodded grimly when I told him about the tale, he had heard of this ‘retribution’ for eating it without ‘earning it’.

Now, it sounded like doff to me. Some tale the newsstand boys must have overheard that the tired geezers had been telling each other while BA sorted out their luggage. But he gave me a critical piece of information, the name – Bournville! Sounded like something out of a Sherlock Holmes mystery. I was suitably intrigued. I was going to find it. And eat it..

Tags: Bournville, mystery, Sherlock Holmes

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